News Newsman is a recurring character in MyMusic. He is a news host, and "Chronical Staff Writer" for The Chronicle, who will frequently hold down an imaginary earpiece and give "This just in.." news reports pertaining to events occurring around the company. His catchphrase is "Neeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwsssssss at 11. News. Real news. Newsy news. News time, with News Newsman." He had his arm cut off by Satan in a poker game incident, but continues to report despite his cripling injury.